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Thursday, April 29, 2004

3:09PM

What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
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(1 the taste of your lip | you know that you're toxic)

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

8:44PM - gilf:ashton

rule #1... dont start to take off your belt in front of yor class ecpecially if some of them think you are a molester because it jst proves out points......
gthanks

Current mood: chipper

(1 the taste of your lip | you know that you're toxic)

Friday, April 23, 2004

10:50PM - well he looks at me with those innocent eyes...

josi and the pussy cats rock!!!!!!!
i am going to be a rock star...
and rock out....
i need to go to the mall.
or a vintage clothing store.....
rock on!(that was lame)

(1 the taste of your lip | you know that you're toxic)

Thursday, April 22, 2004

7:47PM

okay, yomarrow shall be fun, there is this lil brat who i walk to skool with and she is pissing the crap out of me... the only problem is hat she lives on my strret and her bro walks wit us so if she says anything to me my foot is going to be up her sorry ass... goddamit....i am going to kick her ass and make her eel so bad that she is gonna cry

(2 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

4:51PM

no , i am not a poser for all of you who think i am....... all of you'all think "oh, she is tryin to be a punk".... welll, if i am a punk [rocker] let me educate you... punk means doing what you want.........and that is what i am doing!!!!!... so next time, think before you say......

Current mood: annoyed

(5 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

3:19PM

i hate posers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they can all go suck mr.s dick!!!!!!!!(im sure he would like that!)

(6 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

Monday, April 19, 2004

3:56PM - i dont want to meet you daddy, i just want you in my cadie!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i have a question to ask y'all:
do you like pina coladas?????
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
what the fuck is wrong with everyone??????????? the world sucks dick......screw all of the boys who think im-so-cool-that-i-have-to-be-mean-to-everyone
screw all of tyhe girls that think i-am-so-hot-now-that-i-can-be-mean-to-everyone-unless-they-are-slutty-and-hoeish too.
damn!!!!!!!!!!

Current mood: bitchy

(you know that you're toxic)

Sunday, April 18, 2004

4:28PM

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

(6 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

2:07PM

hey suzanne, u rock... i luv you.... thanks for taking the time to make my lj look all sexy.... i luv the red writing.... this is awesome... thanks alot babe!

(you know that you're toxic)

12:24PM

like lexy's sexy livjournal lol
the black and pink didn't work alexis
so i changed it to valentine's day theme
lol
now its all bright
anyways got to work on my health project lol
buh-bye<3
suzanne
you can delete this post, i js wanted to tell ya the color thingy well buh bye

(you know that you're toxic)

Friday, April 16, 2004

6:08PM - the penis song

hey hey
everyone!!!! sup?
bibi-now you know who i like, and yes is wayyyyy hot.
i dont care what the fuck i have to do!
i am saving my heart for that boy!
and yes, the person who u were saying does like that guy (no names but if i may barf)... wait she doesnt because i know who she likes and it isnt him....

ode to the sweetist thing:(beebs. i told u i was gonn find them)
Song: The Penis Song Lyrics

(Chorus)
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick

Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"

(4 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

7:58PM

friendship is a beautiful thing
i just got a really good friend back

(2 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

Sunday, April 11, 2004

5:14PM - my apology(and the part where i blame you)

ok.
i am sorri to those who i am mean to
i am sorri to those who i have lied to
i am sorri to those who hate me
but i am not sorri if you wont believe me when i am telling the truth
i am sorri that you think i am a lier when i am not
i am sorri that you cant forgive me when i apologize
i am sorri that i am not a better friend
i am sorri that i do whatever my friends want me to do
i am sorri that i dont have my own thoughts and that i think whatever my friends think
i am sorri for anything that i have everdone
i wouldnt be writing this list if it werent for 2 words :annoying concience(or how ever you spell it)
and i am sorri that some people cant be happy with me because i am giving at least 97.5% into beliefs and friendships... which some of you think otherwise and for those who think that, this is for you

(2 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

Thursday, April 1, 2004

3:15PM

i hate everyone!(april foools!!!!!!!!!!)
i know stupid
dumb p
ttyl

(4 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

9:06PM - she bangs(i knoiw it is korny because it has been played wayyy to mauch.... screw william hung)

hjey everyone...
i hate how,..... oh never mind
whoever was in p.e today
that was soooooooo funny. joey you are wierd.... ms.wyse was lik "oh we did that when i was in skool"
lol
i cant wait till fri... spring break is just around the corner
i love everyone
they make life worth while
but then there are thiose i cant stand
but they make life to
i want bangs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am going to cry!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want them so badly~!!!!!!!!!
would they look bad with curly hair?????
but i guess i could starigten them

Current mood: bored

(you know that you're toxic)

Saturday, March 27, 2004

3:52PM

hey everyone!!!!!!!!!
ummmmmmmmmm
i think mary kate and ashley rock!!!!!!
they are sooo cool
and soooo rich
and they are going to nyu which is like the one place i want to go
well, that is the end of my speech

(2 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

11:22AM - im just being honest (hey ya.. and til'death do us part)hahaha

hey everyone!!!!!
wussssup???
how is your weekend going... i am bored to shit
i think i qm going to watch the movie radio
by myself
in my room
all alone
o-well
life goes on
andon
and on
and on
and on
and on
and on
and lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

(7 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

Friday, March 26, 2004

5:23PM - wuuuuuuusssssssuuuuuuupppp

hey everyone, leave a message(after the tone) hahahahaha

(2 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

Thursday, March 25, 2004

7:10PM

really when you think about it... i complete peoples circles of friends.... what would you do wit out an lexie in your life??... the answer is nothing if you were having trouble... sorri.. i am in deep thought right now

(2 the taste of your lips | you know that you're toxic)

7:02PM - you better recognize....

hey everyone
leave comments
"im not in love it is just a phase that im goin through"
that song is the story of my life (dont laugh p)
i know... i suck
oh well
"yo yoda, why yu gotta be a playa hater, dont you know i still have to go defeat lord vader"
hahahahaa
tomarrow s fri.
iam doin notin
surprise because usually i am doin somtin with sofia or bibi or suzanne
(assholes, no those are not my only friends dorkoffs... plus... at least i have real friends that dont make fun of me)
-lexie(the almighty and you know it)

(you know that you're toxic)

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